There's a seven car pile-up on Old County Road
Haven't seen it myself but I know that it's there through
Word of mouth gossip, and local radio
Should've known it was a lovely day to stay home

There's a seven car pile-up on Old County Road
I hear no one was hurt but it's gonna take work to
Clear out all the people and get the seven towed
I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow it's still closed

There's a seven car pile-up on Old County Road
Imagine the paperwork for the drivers involved