Jacob swore off girls last week

They all mess with his head

They all want him dead, so it seems

God, they've done him so dirty

Only needs to see a picture

For his blood to start to simmer

Oh Jacob, do you think of anything else?

(Pre-chorus)
Well, I know a secret

There was a time before the hate

And though I won't stick around to see it

In my heart of hearts I hope it's

not too late

 

(Chorus)

Jacob loves music, Jacob loves mountains

I know cause I've seen it

Eyes lit up with passion

Where have those days gone?

Now you hate me too

Did the bitches cause the burnout

Or did something else bite you?

Jacob has experience with every type of girl

He knows how they all work (not you, no offence)

He advises all his friends

From inside his sweater vest

Their girlfriends shake their heads, and think "Jacob, do you think of anything else?"

(Pre-chorus)
Well I know a secret

There was a time before the hate

And though I won't stick around to see it

Part of me wants to believe it's

not too late

 

(Chorus)

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Jacob, Jacob

Are you enlightened or fixated?

Oh Jacob, Jacob

Must be scary in the world that you've created

Where half of all the people's minds are vacant

Just bodies with no souls to populate them

God, that must be fucking lonely, Jacob

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Jacob swore off girls last week

They all mess with his head

They all want him dead, so it seems